What about Tim's inspirational "STATE OF THE CHANNELS" Speech ?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Where is that mission statement? I'm looking for my wife.
     
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    If youu can answuhr du ext ketchin, then u ken ged yo diblohma and you can gatchaketchun! (Jackie voice)
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I just remember that they were complete failures in all the "mission statement" categories:

    1.) To beat the competition (He's nervous about the new Sirius shows, especially the Comedy Central channel.)

    2.) To be the funniest show (Even though there's ZERO humor?)

    3.) To always remember the people listening in their cars and try to entertain them (With what? Cock talk? AGT?)
     
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    CAN I GO? I have to get back to work
     
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    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It doesnt take much of a statement to say the channels are :shit:.
     
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    Something about truth in broadcasting except when it makes Tim go all crazy and edit the replays and force any Brandi Glanville questions to be dumped.
     
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    Brandi went from Gerard Butler to Tim. Talk about a landslide in quality . . .
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    If I recall...Tim's mission statement was "To do good."

    Howard said today that this AGT 101 was dreamed up by Tim. :facepalm:
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I can't wait for the Howard 100 opinion pole :facepalm:
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ^ Tim's brain is numb like his hands ruffy