What advice do you have for young couples

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Any?
     
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    Fuck Hard, Fuck Often, or, Fuck Off. Also, start planning for retirement from your first paycheck.
     
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    Run for zee hills!
     
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    Never go to bed mad at each other. Make up sex is the best.
     
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    "save your money"
     
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    Jump off a bridge. You youngin's are to soft for this world.
     
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    Despite volumes of conventional wisdom to the contrary, relationships are not supposed to be hard work and full of compromise.

    When you think about all of your same sex friends, I doubt there's one you have to "work hard" to be friends with.

    Your chosen spouse should be someone you'd be friends with even if you weren't physically attracted to them.

    Gentlemen, if you like to spend your weekends at the racetrack or golf course or splayed out on the couch with your hand down your pants, you need to find a girl who likes the same things.

    Ladies, if you're obsessed with shopping or antiquing, marry a homo.


    You're choosing (ostensibly) to spend the rest of your life with this person. Dragging yourself to the flea market on Saturday so she'll "let" you play golf on Sunday is no way to go through life.

    Trust me, I've done it both ways, got it right the second time.
     
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    No advice.

    But my wife is the best human being ever.

    We've been married since 1999.
     
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    Guard your health.
    Fuck like rabbits.
    Save piles of cash.

    Plastics.
     
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    Don't have kids, Save your money. move somewhere :umm: Nice. If you know what I mean..:whistle:
     
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    Stay the hell away from Bennymuso threads !
     
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    Live together first before you get married. Make sure you're compatible.
     
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    "If you meet this bennymuso on the road, kill him"
     
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    Never get married. It changes everything.

    Pay off your house ASAP.
     
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    MMF threesomes
     
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    :no:

    FF M
     
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    To both: Children are very expensive to raise. Give a lot of thought how many you can afford before starting a family.

    To the woman: never belittle your husband and keep your criticism constructive and to a minimum.

    To the man: never lie to your wife. They have memories like elephants when it comes to that.
     
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    That your fucking kids are not the best and fuck you