Entertainment What advice would you give your younger self

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Any pearls of wisdom you'd bestow?
     
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  2. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Don't try.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    JFC!
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    The guy telling you to "tread lightly" is a huge faggit.
     
  6. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    End of thread.
     
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  7. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore King Maker VIP

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    When you are out at parties, drink less so you can realize the opportunities you have to get laid earlier than when you are hungover and trying to piece the night together the next morning.
     
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    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    Buy stocks and real estate. Don't waste your time doing drugs.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Oh please :lol: :rofl:
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Go home.
     
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    I'd tell myself to buy Microsoft and apple stock back in 1986.
     
  12. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    If you find a good woman, lock in quick because the rest of them are crazy as fuck.
     
  13. Bobby Axelrod

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    Pay your bills on time.
     
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    Forget getting straight As and missing out on fun in college -- enjoy to the fullest, and make it your major to find a rich guy to marry. Lock that down early. If I had the real estate and settlements my dumb divorced friends got I could relax and give up working.
     
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    I inherited $10k in 1993.
    I could have invested in Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, etc and had millions now.

    I used it as a down payment on a new car :facepalm:
     
  16. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Don't click on this thread :D
    Just teasing
     
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    Start investing early and never get married.
     
  18. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    This was also posted in recent months.
     
  19. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Don't spend such ridiculous amounts of money on shoes and bags that you can't deposit in a 401K!!!!
     
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    don't try to act like a grown up by being smart with your money or watching your health

    spend every penny on beer and drugs
    you'll have plenty of time for reality to suck the fucking will to live right out of you
     
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