Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Apr 29, 2016.
Any pearls of wisdom you'd bestow?
The guy telling you to "tread lightly" is a huge faggit.
End of thread.
When you are out at parties, drink less so you can realize the opportunities you have to get laid earlier than when you are hungover and trying to piece the night together the next morning.
Buy stocks and real estate. Don't waste your time doing drugs.
I'd tell myself to buy Microsoft and apple stock back in 1986.
If you find a good woman, lock in quick because the rest of them are crazy as fuck.
Pay your bills on time.
Forget getting straight As and missing out on fun in college -- enjoy to the fullest, and make it your major to find a rich guy to marry. Lock that down early. If I had the real estate and settlements my dumb divorced friends got I could relax and give up working.
I inherited $10k in 1993.
I could have invested in Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, etc and had millions now.
I used it as a down payment on a new car
Don't click on this thread
Start investing early and never get married.
This was also posted in recent months.
Don't spend such ridiculous amounts of money on shoes and bags that you can't deposit in a 401K!!!!
don't try to act like a grown up by being smart with your money or watching your health
spend every penny on beer and drugs
you'll have plenty of time for reality to suck the fucking will to live right out of you