What am I doing wrong with my life?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by sundayschool, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. sundayschool

    sundayschool Active Member

    Reputations:
    988
    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2014
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    106
    Driving to work in a shitty car, worried about the impending blizzard when I have to listen to the fat imbecile, "High Pitch Eric". He is younger than me but doesn't pay for a damn thing in his life, but sure seems to do a lot of traveling.
    He lives in a complex where he probably pays no rent, and uses food stamps. He has a cleaning woman come in twice a week for free, and a woman come in once a week to do his laundry for free. Had a psychiatrist appointment today for free and takes like 5 different prescription drugs for free.
    Gary did make a good point that there is no reason for Eric to try and better his life because then he would lose all of these free perks that people like me are paying for! Why does he need a cleaning women??
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

    Reputations:
    73,761
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    16,741
    Likes Received:
    12,708
    ZevonFan, deadbeat, PTRacing and 12 others like this.
  3. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    37,198
    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    3,231
    Likes Received:
    3,882
    :goatse:
     
    Cunt, markluke and SternsEgo like this.
  4. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    250,949
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    24,534
    Likes Received:
    23,543
    RenchFries, bznick and Wesmantooth like this.
  5. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

    Reputations:
    103,352
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,827
    Likes Received:
    19,131
    And he has a 200 dollar keurig
     
    XaltedSmoke likes this.
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,537
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,141
    Likes Received:
    42,464
  7. TeeDonkey

    TeeDonkey Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    76,876
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    2,780
    Likes Received:
    4,841
    Welcome to the conservative mind set. (not a Republican mindset)

    Careful others may think you hate poor people, thinking like that. Now just go back to work and pay for all the parasites.

    Thanks for stopping by, when enough of us working people finally get pissed off, something may change...if its not too late.
     
  8. DrDestouches

    DrDestouches Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,828
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    1,267
    Likes Received:
    751
    He's a good argument for eugenics. A useless mouth who produces nothing but excrement and crime.
    Lebensunwertes Leben
     
    kingship and Stew Nod like this.
  9. 00steven

    00steven Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,283
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2014
    Messages:
    343
    Likes Received:
    561
    We should set him on fire. Problem solved.
     
    Javaforgotme and AGT Blows like this.
  10. OV

    OV Rapscallion

    Reputations:
    299,667
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    12,796
    Likes Received:
    35,727
    LQQking on the bright side: your "shitty car" trumps his public transportation. :up:
     
    Turkeyneck, TeeDonkey and monsoon like this.
  11. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

    Reputations:
    116,015
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,086
    Likes Received:
    22,485
    Are you wearing a negligee?
     
  12. sundayschool

    sundayschool Active Member

    Reputations:
    988
    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2014
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    106
    I just watched the first 30 seconds of the High Pitch video that is up on these threads and I had to turn it off. Eric has an IPhone that you know he got for free. I have a crappy phone that I'm hanging onto until I really need a new one, and a guy who doesn't work a day in his life has a better one than me. Something ain't right with this situation! I think I need to see a shrink, but that would cost ME money.
     
    boognishstern, AmishGirl and smichal like this.
  13. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

    Reputations:
    16,065
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2013
    Messages:
    3,839
    Likes Received:
    3,979

    This problem started before you. You are just the latest in a line of responsible people who take care of themselves and their loved ones. You cut your grass, put your trash out, go to work on time, and try to live a decent life. What are you are doing "wrong" is that you have allowed yourself to be convinced that pieces of shit need to be taken care of from your labor.

    High Pitch, Ass Napkin, and all their types should be starving to death in the gutter. They are bums.
     
  14. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    161,452
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    7,973
    Likes Received:
    23,461
    The first thing you are doing wrong is still listening to Wiggy.
     
  15. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    20,014
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2012
    Messages:
    3,268
    Likes Received:
    4,564
    at least you aren't scared of fish
     
    AmishGirl, RF76, Petal and 4 others like this.
  16. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

    Reputations:
    79,855
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,091
    Likes Received:
    10,582
    Not sure if you saw more into the video but HPE had an expensive ice maker and keurig machine right next to his fat ass.
     
  17. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

    Reputations:
    607,492
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2013
    Messages:
    9,783
    Likes Received:
    40,051
    In the big scheme of things, I wouldn't trade my shitty life for anyone else's shittier life, ever.....he is just another leech on society......if I don't have to pay for his slovenly life, it will just be someone else I need to support with my ridiculous taxes...
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    You may have a jackass as your av but you are no jackass, shit mult.:uhat:
     
    TeeDonkey likes this.
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    Stern Forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:scat:
     
    Turkeyneck, Mulletude and TeeDonkey like this.
  20. Dismember

    Dismember Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    13,584
    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2013
    Messages:
    749
    Likes Received:
    2,308