What Americans Believe In

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  1. Avery

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    Witches. :sarcastic:
     
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    I believe in 1 of those. :cheer:
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I believe I'll have another beer!!!


    Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Avery!!!!! Heh Heh!!!
     
  5. Avery

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    By generation:

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    gender of God (seems to be right)

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  6. Avery

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    On my 2nd Keystone Ice tallboy before bed. :cheer:

    I fell asleep watching the shitastic "Meet The Applegates" earlier for a couple of hours. Been wide awake since :grr:
     
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    Meet the Applegates? I saw that We're The Millers movie, thought it was kinda funny.

    Interesting topic and graphs btw man.
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It was a shitty movie that i haven't seen since i was a kid. It was about a family of praying mantises things living as humans. :facepalm:
     
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    The folks who think god is a unic are scary.
     
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    A what? :jj:
     
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    Less than half believe in evolution... A nation of Tards. :facepalm:
     
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    Were you trying to say unicorn, or eunuch, dummy?
     
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    This is why I love being an asshole to dopey folks on this forum. People in this country are just so stupid, yet we let them drive, buy property, propagate, raise children, VOTE, etc. It is genuinely baffling that an adult who is given the responsibility of operating a 4,000lb hunk of metal on the roadways along with other people driving with children, etc, is likely not intelligent enough to recognize the truth of evolution, or believes the devil is a real person.

    The only good news is that we are getting smarter as a nation. Just think what it will be like in a thousand years. Humans of that age will look back at us as the same sort of naive child-brained willfully ignorant idiots that we look upon medieval people as.

    You dopey religious kooks are modern day haruspices. And I know you dopes aren't smart enough to know what a haruspex is... it's the people who used to cut open animals and "read their guts" as their religion. That is how all you dorks will be seen in the future - as naive bumbling idiots who wasted your lives on this shite.
     
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    no zombies?
     
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    did you see it by party? One party is more retarded than the other.
     
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    creationism. 33% unsure.

    UNSURE?




    people are pretty wacky when you dig down deep.

    everybody's got something to hide
    except for me and my monkey :grad:




































    [video=youtube;xTUagXO4kKU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTUagXO4kKU[/video]
     
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    Creationism taught in schools as science is one of the scariest things to me. Mumbo jumbo taught in schools should make people outraged; indoctrination of the young is a very scary thing.
     
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    totally agree, on the creationism in schools issue and the indoctrination of the young thing.

    [video=youtube;618U-_8o31k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=618U-_8o31k&app=desktop[/video]
     
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    Wow. I am educated and share similar beliefs to you regarding creationism and the devil, but you must be the most arrogant asshole this site has ever seen. Congratulations on being a prick... instead of trying to engage in healthy debate, you come off as a lunatic. Calm down and just say what you have to say without insulting people. :rolleye:
     
  20. Just Peachy

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    Ha. Hadn't seen this skit on WKYK. Funny stuff. :up: