What an asshole Howard is

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    The Fonz says he loves fly fishing. Howard instantly has to ruin it for him by saying the fish die even when you throw them back. Great job Howard, you dick.
     
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    Next we'll hear Beth is rescuing and adopting trout. She'll be on the air pleading for others to adopt "muttifish".
     
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    "little fishies"
     
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    I fly fish. The fish die sometimes depending how you treat them. 95% are just fine if you are careful with them. The problem is they all swim away and seem ok but they sometimes don't make it and you never know.

    Haven't heard the liar Howard talk about it but he is so fucked up when he talks about fishing, hunting, the outdoors and life in general. He is as confused about this as he is about everything. He is a mental patient who happened to be funny but is funny no more, FU Howard.

    I'm going fly fishing for steelhead tomorrow on the Deschutes River.


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  5. RickAndMartie

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    Howard being an asshole on the radio? What's the problem here again? i wish he was a asshole and pissed off the entire show.
     
  6. Beth143nacho

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    All the times Howard has fly fished. Hope he hired an expert to teach him how
     
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    Fishing... another one of Howard's "hobbies" to fall by the way side.

    Dont specifically remember him saying so, but I'm sure Howard probably flew in the top professinoe bass fisherman from the time
    to go out with him and teach him how to fish.

    Howard has a teacher/instructor for EVERYthing!
     
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    i remember when he was all into fishing and got pissed when sam simon did the same thing to him. fuck howard. i don't care much for sam either, but at least he seems to put his money where his mouth is. howard and beth just pretend and any charity is to themselves.
     
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    north shore bee league...adopt an older de-stingered wasp, allready house broke
     
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    Howard is such a fat hairy vagina.
     
  11. WillyBest

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    What about the flies? I know the bees are in trouble (thanks cousin to Richie and Beecuticals!) but what about the flies?

    What about all the bedbugs Howard has killed?
     
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    Winkler was right, as long as you don't break the slime coat on the trout it will be fine
     
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    most guys who fish alot, know how to catch & release with no problems whatsoever to the damn fish.
     
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    Fonzie was even trying to tell Howard that he has caught the same trout he released before but Howard didn't want to hear that. I have caught and released fish my whole life and yes, sometimes the fish will die if it is guthooked or if the gills get fucked up but as long as you handle the fish with care and get it back into the water quickly it will live a happy life. Howard wants everyone to be as miserable as he is.
     
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    Why let the fish go?

    I get it, people like to fish (I do), so why not fish for something that you like to eat?

    Damn, after all that work, I want to eat the fucker...
     
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    And don't take them out of the water.... If you want a pic the fish should be dripping water in the pic.
     
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    Howard Stern logic: Killing animals for food = bad and evil. Bombing women and children and being a fascist = gives him a hard on.
     
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    I catch and release at Red Lobster and the bathroom respectively.
     
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    Dont forget hearing his daughter speak Spanish turns him on as well.
     
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    that's what i get when i eat burger king.



    thank you, i'll be here all week.