Stern Show What are Beth's biggest lies?

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    I saw some interview with Beth recently. Watching it I couldn't get over the amount of lies she tells. I would have to guess that 80% of what she says is either a lie or a gross exaggeration. That led me to thinking about some of her lies.

    What do you think are her biggest lies? Some are obvious like when Sal interviewed her and she said her breasts were real.

    For me it is the one she continues to tell over and over again. Whenever anyone asks her about AGT or Howard's contract she immediately states she doesn't want him to do it because she wants him home more often. What drives me nuts about that one is the guy only actually works 112 days a year. Also, whenever Howard talks about beating off he always says Beth went out for the night. The bitch doesn't realize you are allowed to say you don't need your spouse around you 24/7.
     
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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    That she's a human. She's obviously an alien.
     
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    Beth = Yoko.
     
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    dilly Well-Known Member

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    The story of how Howard and Beth met has changed so many times over the years. For example Beth said she was with a girlfriend when she met Howard. Then Howard said Beth was on a date with another guy when they met.
     
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    "She doesn't want to be famous."
    "She earns a considerable amount of money."
    "She speaks 4 languages."
    "Her father's a doctor."
    "She's beautiful."
    "I met her after I divorced my wife."

    Take your pick.
     
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    She loves Wiggy the person, his money has nothing to do with it.
     
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  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Where would you like to start? Mooooose has told some real whoppers
    The modoeing stuff it tells are really funny. Pay agency crap.
    I really think its got a personality disorder. It simply does not photo well. You look at it out of curiosity, but there's just nothing there. Nobody is going to use blockhead mooose. The mouth is too big and the weird eyes. Body is not good. Funny it thinks it did runway. What face did it go with??..bitchface stare or godzilla. How did they hide the jawline. Mooooose has strange facial features that are heavy. Does not look good in makeup. Mooooose is a mua's nightmare.
    That leather catalog is all the proof you need as to why monster couldn't get work. What an embarrassing mess that was. Mooose looked like Frankenstein on its period.

    It has to lie..there's nothing there.


    F mutt
     
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    That may be the only thing she has ever been truthful about. She just left out the last part "... until I can dup him into marrying me. Then I'm going to live in another state."
     
  11. Divorce Chicken

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    She was a European model.
    She gets along with Howie's daughters
     
  12. Bye You!

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    As soon as I saw you replied to this thread, I knew it would be good. :evil:

    What do you recommend for under eye circles?
     
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    True, I guess. That is how she duped him.

    :(
     
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    There are so many it's hard to choose. The backstories about her pets are the most aggravating, she constantly adds fake details to make them more dramatic and herself seem saint-like. Bianca coming from a "rescue breeder", Leon-Bear surviving a tornado that destroyed his shelter, and various cats being victims of abuse are all total bullshit and contradict things she said earlier or are known facts.
     
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    :spit:
     
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    Certainly her greatest deception.
     
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    That she loves animoes.
     
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    That' "she's" a woman.
     
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    At least Yoko had a modicum of talent as an artist when John met her and she did produce a couple of children.
     
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    This is why I know someone else was the long con mastermind. Someone (Judy :whistle: ) was behind it, pulling every string and directing every move. It was brilliant. And Beth really is stupid. She just is. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    Judy is the brains of the outfit. If only she had told Bob to not be a felon all would be well for the Kennedys of Pittsburgh.