What are common Baptism gifts these days?

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  1. Ridic

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    Still savings bonds and crucifix jewellery like we got as kids?
     
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    never been to one,sorry can't help you.
     
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    A nice cross, cash, or inspirational plaque.
     
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    Porn. Clown porn.
     
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    A really nice pewter picture frame, you can also engrave them, makes a great gift.
     
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    box of ky and condoms :grad:
     
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    I think there are places that can make a decorative thimble or page turner with the foreskin
     
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    surfing or drop kick jesus figurine

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    It's a baptism, not a bris, you retard.
     
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    Excuse me?
     
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    lol
     
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    Jesus Fish popsicles.
     
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    It really annoys me whenever I see a Jesus Fish on a car.:banghead:
     
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    There has to be thousands, if not millions, of cars that got into accidents with a Jesus Fish on them. I bet a lot of people even died in those accidents too. Jesus was really looking out for them.:jj:
     
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    Jesus is for suckers! Especially pedophile priests!
     
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    Calm down snoopy
     
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    No artificial forms of contraception. Natural Family Planning only.
     
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    fine fine just the box of ky..you catholics and your fucking rules and I thought being a jew was bad enough
     
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    :facepalm: