What are some easy, LEGAL ways to make money? We all want to know

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardsPrenup, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Please enlighten me. I know about survey taking online, sperm bank (fuck no), etc. Drug dealing and whoring? You're hilarious, thanks for advancing the art of comedy with your wit
     
  2. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Get a job skill in something that the marketplace will pay a lot of money for. :secret:
     
  3. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    I get tips in my g-string
    [video=youtube;CYgxxVXUhUg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYgxxVXUhUg[/video]
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Engaged Chicken has it all figured out.

    She cooks on contract for people, and still gets "paid days off".

    I don't know how she does it, but she's definitely the girl to ask.
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    STEM

    Science

    Technology

    Engineering

    Mathematics

    plenty of jobs here
     
  6. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Study hard and get lucky. Or you can recycle cans and bottles
     
  7. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Move to a legal state, grow weed. Harvest in 3 months
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    personal injury law pays well, specifically, medical malpractice and 18-wheeler accidents
     
  9. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    flipping houses.
     
  10. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I want to do this. I will have the money for it at some point in the future. Love to quit my job, buy a house - and just work on the house all day. That would be extremely fulfilling - then sell it and do it all over again. Live that way and cash in eventually.
     
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    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    eBay, buy worthless shit at your local hardware store, Sell it to fat American shut ins for a 300% markup (don't forget to gouge them on S&H too). :cheer:
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Become a licensed Real Estate appraiser... I pay the appraisers I use about $400-$600 a pop for every appraisal they do ... And, I usually send them about 8-12 requests per month (that's just from one office)
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hey faggot go make another shitty thread crying about Howard
     
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    :hat:
     
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    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    I smiled, but it would have been way funnier if it was "first".

    Just saying.