What are some fun facts about HAL?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Avery, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I heard he was made of marshmallows.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    His house was built around him.
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    o_o
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    enough of fuckin HAL
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    His cat Ralph's breath smells like tuna :grad:
     
  7. Tuesday

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    HAL loves to give girls oral.
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    "I went outside." is code for "I took a nap.".
     
  9. Tuesday

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    ... he fucking loves it
     
  10. MatthewT

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    HAL plays HAL:nojj:
     
  11. MatthewT

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    HAL is frequently :quote: AFK :quote:
     
  12. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How many tim-bits did you eat this week, HAL?
     
  13. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i think he got his name from the Stanley Kubrick movie, "2001"
     
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Hal is gonna fuck somebody up if you dont respect the Hal
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    His cat Ralph is gay.


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  16. Husker Riley

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    Hal posts hotter chicks then Goat...Fact!
     
  17. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    wasnt funny the first time
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    HAL's a fat chink but skinnier than Mr Schtick.
     
  19. PappYawn

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    He's dizzy.
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    HAL drinks soy sauce straight from the bag.