what are some jobs that theres no way in hell youd take

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jun 7, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Taxi driver
    Garbage man
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    vacuum repair
     
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    port-o-let shit sucker
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Good call
     
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    I couldn't work at a waste water treatment plant
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I think they make decent $
     
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    maybe but they usually work for the city and they don't make enough to deal with smelling shit all day long.
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I don't think I could be a car salesman. Sales are all based on deception.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Not because I think it would be hard, but because I could never imagine being such a loser tool to do something like that.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Its not so bad. All you need is a strong back and a weak mind.
     
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    You fucker! You beat me to it.

    Reps for great minds thinking alike.
     
  15. keywordpk

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    How dare you, sir. :spank:

    I am honest!
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Call center manager. Oops. I've already been that.
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I thought you were an electronics salesperson. Do you sell cars too?
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I believe you said "all sales involve deception". :coffee:
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Nope. I was referring to car sales. "Sales are all based on deception." I'm referring to them waving the invoice like it's the exact price the dealer is paying for the car and their tactic of making you sit in the office for an hour while they try to "convince the sales manager" to take your price.
     
  20. Shivvy

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