What Are Some Of Howards' Redeeming Qualities....

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    This is a toughie.
    We know he is a cheapskate, unfunny, miserable creep..Finding good points won't be easy, but there have to be some.

    Heres one

    At least you know he will never eat the last piece of cake...
     
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    He is kind to seals..
     
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    He helps the retarded, I mean he takes care of Beth.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    I know. It's really hard to find anything..
     
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    I seriously gave it a moments thought before making my jokey reply that really isn't a joke. I came up with nothing.
     
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    He loves his parents.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Me too. I'm wracking my brain..This will be a ten post thread..
     
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    He only broadcasts 8-12 hours some weeks? :dontknow:
     
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    He has pretty feet:dontknow:
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    He is loving towards his wife by building her a 10,000,000 dollar closet
     
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    He is a proud Squatty Potty owner and enthusiast.
     
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    He throws a pretty nice Christmas party.
     
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    - He's physically non-threatening.
    - He can be talked into spending obscene amounts of money on basic labor tasks by anyone who speaks with any authority whatsoever.
    - If you stand next to him, you instantly appear more attractive.
    - By driving his show into the shitter and broadcasting less, he has freed up countless hours for his former fanbase.
    - He's an authority on black cock, you know, if that ever comes up...
     
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    And makes sure we all know about it...Robin, you would not believe how much this party cost..
     
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    He will never stand by idly watching his parents freeze, stranded in a house with no electricity for more than 5 days (without enlisting Ellen).
     
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    He buys cars for strippers and racist black hippopotumuses? :dontknow:
     
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    He unselfishly volunteers to have other people pay for Beths vanity project..
     
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    He's selflessly doing his part to ensure that there will never be an almond supply crisis in our lifetime.
     
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    - He employs fake callers, so you don't feel pressured to call.
    - He says things just as Robin is about to, so you have to listen to her less.
    - He killed Dana Plato before drugs could.
    - Because of him, you know the difference between a wig, a toupee, and a hair system. Most people do not possess this knowledge.
    - He only eats a portion of almonds. More almonds for the rest of us!