What are Stephanie's problems?

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    For Stephanie to date Ronnie there must be a lot of baggage on her end. She is attractive and in her late 20s or early 30s and has a nice body. She seems friendly and has a nice personality. Then you have Ronnie. Ronnie is in his early 60s, creepy, short, doesn't dress well, doesn't shave well, has a temper, loves strippers and whores, is divorced, and is a limo/security guard that probably makes $120,000 in New York which is average.

    Basically what do you think Stephanie's issues are that make her stay with Ronnie? I understand young girls date older wealthy men for money. Ronnie can't have that much money. Does she have problems or is she really into old wrinkly Ronnie?
     
  2. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Dumb as a stump.

    Daddy issues.

    Fake Italian fetish.

    Dumb as a box of rocks.

    Fame whore, clinging to an Z-List celeb.

    It is better than wiggling around on perv laps at Scores.

    Dumb as a stump.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    She's Ohio white trash. Case fucking closed.
     
  4. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    She's like a really low end Gold Digger.

    Okay. Maybe a Silver Digger. She most likely has Daddy issues.
    Shed Ladies.

    Can you imagine hearing Ronnie's candy cane bit if it was in the voice of your significant other? And would it give you pause? :bug:
     
  5. RonHeinzkaboot

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    her issue is she is a non famous girl from Ohio who wants to be famous
     
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    Bronze Digger? :uscratch:
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Yup, major daddy issues and dumber than whale shit.
     
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    And a candy cane up the wazoo! :facepalm:
     
  9. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Nyc rents are very high and she is sick of roomates
     
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    Picture a young girl seeing Ronnie naked, and then rethink your opinion. :hhh:
     
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    I'm thinking desperate! :ohnoes:
     
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    Just following the example set by Beth - latch on to an old Jew and hang on for the ride until he dies.
     
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    Maybe she was escaping sexual slavery!
    Human trafficking!

    And she ended up with Ronnie. :c
     
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    wants to own the pace car
     
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    she couldn't get a job as a foot model toy supplement her income nor could she bag a veterinarian
     
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    But you can bet Bonnie took a chunk out of Ronnie's financial ass when they divorced! And probably continues to do so.

    Best part is, Bonnie deserves any damn dollar she can take from him.
    What a fucking asshole.
     
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    young girls aren't jaded as much as they are poor
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    She has a fetish for grey pubes.
     
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    Seeing pictures of her, something looks off. I'm guessing fetal alcohol syndrome.
     
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    You guys are making fun of Ronnie for not "gold" enough for a gold-digger, but I would imagine the guy does pretty well as Howard's drive and security guy. Easily 6 figures. Probably doesn't have much in the way of bills or providing for a family anymore. I'm sure he takes pretty good care of her and she doesn't have to do much.

    Yeah he's not "loaded" but enough so that he can take her outs, buy some nice things for her.