What are the douchiest message board phrases?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 9, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Leaping immediately to mind are "I'm in your head" and "That's not real pizza" :words:
     
  2. Ridic Too

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    "lolz" and "pwned" are the worst.
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    "igno"
     
  4. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Anything Goatcabin types
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Everytime I see it, I get douch chills...
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Here's my fucking lunch
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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  8. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    motherfucker
     
  9. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    asking "how tall are you" is pretty fucking lame too.
     
  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    "melt"

    :suicide:
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    cheap healthy and delicious:c
     
  12. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    igno
     
  13. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    "Lets see what you're fucking" is awful as well.
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    "I'm greatly offended."
     
  15. Charon

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    Caught feelings
    Shit mult
    Animoes
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :gayhand:
     
  17. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    ...Listen up, pimple dick kiddies. Back in the 80's, Metal ruled, and if you had a problem
    with it, we put our fuckin' boot on your neck!. We didn't need Fag-Book, or the texting
    bullshit all you mindless, robotic fucks do today. WE have memories you will NEVER
    have. The only thing you pimple dicks will remember is X-Box, and the nerd you played
    against.....Truly, fuckin' Sad!!
     
  18. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    "Fuck off Ralph"
     
  19. BrulesRules

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    Pelican, Wiggy, Horseface
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    do you ever shut the fuck up