Entertainment What are the odds someone among us here at the Shed has committed a violent crime?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I mean considering the number of unique members, the likelihood there is a rapist or murderer posting here has to be fairly high right?

    I wonder how many hands of rapists and/or murderers I've shaken in my life.
     
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    Not naming any names


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    Christ, I have to take a shit again
     
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    guaranteed

    let's rank them by probability:

    1) gary puppet
    2) dave
    3) mike

    am I forgetting anyone?
     
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    What's the bar on violent crime and are you talking charged or convicted?
     
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    shitty
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    How do you categorize aggravated assault with a "deadly weapon"?
    Asking for a friend. :whistle:
     
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    I heard @Ryan Lever murders a dick when he's giving dudes gummers for money.
     
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    When we were still at SFN, Snappy Jones (not sure if he's here under a different name) admitted that as a younger man he'd mugged old ladies a number of times. It did not go over well. He tried to be defend himself by saying he was young and now he's reformed, but after a while he just ducked out for a while to let it blow over.
     
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    he's a lover, not a fighter
     
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    I've always wondered how many folks get away with shit that you don't hear about.

    Say embezzlement... you only hear of the ones that get caught. ,,"and crime doesnt pay" ... but what if only 3% of people are getting caught... I might take those odds.
     
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    Rape and murder should be a given, but I'd throw assault with a deadly weapon, child abuse and domestic violence in there too.

    I'm talking simply about committing the crimes. Whether charged, convicted or even caught for that matter, makes no difference.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I've done things I'm not proud of. But nothing violent. I damage souls as opposed to bodies.
     
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    I think the percentage of people here that would CLAIM to have something like that in their background but in person be perfectly law-abiding citizens is much higher.

    Lots of "internet bad-asses" on this site.

    Gives me a chuckle.
     
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