What Are The Social Parameters of Kid's Birthday Parties

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  1. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    Our friends are having a birthday party for their 1 year old and I am not sure what the rules are for kids B-day parties. I know not to bring any weed but is drinking frowned upon too? :eek:
     
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    I get bombed at them. Drinking is fine and encouraged.
     
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    1 year old party is for the parents. Bring what you want
     
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    Always adult beverages for the parents at my kids birthdays
     
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    this
     
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    Wear pants/shorts.
     
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    Ask the mom if her vagina has bounced back yet in front of everyone, it'll be funny as hell
     
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    Don't do coke off the spongebob cupcake platter.
     
  9. EasyJesus

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    Cool, I feel much better now. :cheer:
     
  10. Chaos

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    It doesn't start being a party for the kids until around 3yr.
     
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    My wife is going nuts, she wants to start him a savings account for college. :facepalm:
     
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    The Shiv does is it right.
     
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    no one would go to a kids party without booze.
     
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    I didnt know if people would be uptight about having booze around the kids :dontknow:
     
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    if they are you need new friends
     
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    make sure you put on the PGA championship final round, kids love golf
     
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    That's fucking retarded and asinine (the parents, not you). A 1yo is not even cognizant of it's own existence, and will never ever remember this silly shit. 4 or 5 seems like a much more reasonable age to start, IMHO....
     
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    bring you a flaks, nigga

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    Choke out the birthday kid. Throw the cake out the window. Drive away.
     
  20. Doctor Ivan

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    Bring the parents a nicely boxed and bowed bottle of good liquor as well as a gift card to Toys R Us for diapers. When you hand the wife the gift, jokingly say that after having a one year old she could use this. If the dad is cool, he'll probably open it and you'll be guiltless.