What are the top qualities you would look for in a spouse/s.o. Today????

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    my list has changed as I've gotten older and wiser, so if I was looking TODAY for someone to spend the rest of my days with, the list is much different than when I was 28...here are my top five:

    1-make me laugh- the most important of them all, a smart sense of humor and the ability to laugh at ones self and sometimes at others, is the most important quality in a man...
    2-be street smart and book smart, I don't want someone quoting Kafka to me all day, but I love well read, well spoken, and can also beat the shit out of someone if need be...:)
    3-be taller than me....I want to be able to wear 4" heels when going out, which takes me over 6ft....
    4-make a decent income.....I want to always take comfort in the knowledge that I don't have to work if I don't want to.
    5-know how to cook-I've said enough on this subject before, but shit, if you can whip up a nice pasta dish all by yourself....I'm the happiest girl in the world....

    How about you??? Doesn't have to be five......
    Thanks for indulging me as always!:lookatme:
     
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    Two nostrils.
     
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    I would want a woman with a skill... not just a job.

    Love my wife and family but Im the meal ticket... its all riding on me. Sometimes the pressure can be rough. Im in sales and make great money but its all about that next deal.

    SO Id say I want an earner... Im jealous of my friends whose wives are lawyers, Doctors, Nurse Anesthesia
     
  4. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Wow. I am really close on this.
     
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    GaryPuppet mult? :bigthink
     
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    ...dont ask me im jaded.
     
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  7. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Requirements to be Mrs. Shart Garfunkel

    1. Smart
    2. Good sense of humor
    3. Like motorcycles
    4. Like animals
    5. No mustache
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    6. Physically fit
    7. Able to converse intelligently on most subjects
    8. Lilting laugh
    9. Feet size proportionate to body
    10. No cleft palate
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    I'm exactly this! Why isn't the ol' lady happy?

    I actually think all of these are pretty solid and would add having a secure sense of self and willingness to try new things to keep finding out about herself - a restless curiosity (as long as it isn't for other guys!)
     
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    A hot blind mute who owns a liquor store.
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Maybe she finds being referred to as the "ol' lady" offputting.
     
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    1. Great Looking.
    2. Slavish worshipper of my cock.
    3. An Earner.
    4. Realistic expections. Time and money don't grow on trees.
    5. Non complainer/whiner.

    Ladies you can't get by on just 2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat anymore.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Because we always take for granted what we have......
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Vagina and breasts
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Is that the deal breaker? :giggle:
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    I'm changing my list to this. :grad: (But still a no on the mustache)
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    I'm pretty firm on that.
     
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    Is that all? :rolleyes:
     
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    One would think the mustache (quality #5) would hide said cleft....
     
  20. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    It would have to be of the big, handlebar variety, and that just isn't a good look on a woman for the most part.