What Are You Buying Your Significant Other For Christmas?

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  1. Doug Masters

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    I still have no idea what to get mine as she has everything and usually buys what she wants throughout the year :dontknow:
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

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    What do you get someone you just met a month ago?
     
  3. eliasbboy

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    Pliers and a can of Raid. This should help remove and dispose of the bug in her ass.
     
  4. Vyb

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    Dick in a box, ftw.
     
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  6. Doug Masters

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    Gift Card and a Christmas Card
     
  7. Doug Masters

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    :giggle:
     
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    may I suggest a new coffee maker, or espresso machine :c
     
  9. Doug Masters

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    :bigthink
     
  10. GHP

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    :jj:
     
  11. nazdrowie

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    significant what? :uscratch:
     
  12. BleedingGums

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    ^ this
     
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    A belt just like SplashLog's
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

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    Leads, what are you getting the :nag: for Christmas?
     
  15. eliasbboy

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    She's married to me. What more could she want?




















    :suicide:
     
  16. whatsit

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    If you've waited this long to decide you've already failed.
     
  17. BleedingGums

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    :ulol:
    maybe some z cavariccis pants to go with it
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    If I truly wanted to give her what she wanted I'd give her a gun and my hand written suicide note.
     
  19. eliasbboy

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    ...and an alibi.
     
  20. whatsit

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    How long ya been married elias?