What are you getting HAL for Christmas?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Let's all step up and make this the little guy's best Christmas ever.

    I'm getting him a fish magazine and a Hacksaw Duggan 2x4.
     
  2. MatthewT

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    would he like a pen?
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Can't write.
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    What do you get for the man that has everything?
     
  5. Dick Gozinya

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    A nekkid picture of baltmike.
     
  6. Dick Gozinya

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    :jj:
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    The rag that I jacked off into this past May.

    I already ziplocked it, and put his name on the bag. :smile:
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    bbc
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I wanna goto Disney World
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I'll get you a red shirt for Christmas.
     
  11. Dick Gozinya

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    Dave's DNA. Definitely one of a kind. :up:
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    no
     
  13. MatthewT

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    would you go on red shirt day HAL?
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    wha
     
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    Cup-a-fart. And I will blow it in his direction with loving, Christmassy thoughts. :wub:
     
  16. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Hal has always wanted a fleshlight so I will be getting him one of these.
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Ill cut ur whole asshole off
     
  18. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    omg fleshlight
     
  19. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    And I will try for a pair of Major Gunzz used panties
     
  20. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    for my bud :hug: