What Are You Getting Your Significant Other for Christmas?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lawsy, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Hrm? :munch:
     
  2. Lumpy

    Lumpy Active Member

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    My cock


    Oooooooohhhh
     
  3. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    A new set of pots and pans :facepalm:
     
  4. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I actually put that on my wish list
     
  5. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    oh what a considerate gift
     
  6. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    She definitely wants it...but there's something wrong about it.
     
  7. J Hi

    J Hi Detlev Bronk VIP Gold

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    we're getting a together gift, a new TV for the kitchen....very exciting
     
  8. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I bought my dame a Walther P22.
     
  9. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    A gym membership, seriously.
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    what do you want lawsy? :hug:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Not telling :no:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I just denied BleedingGums' friend request!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  13. Husker Riley

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    How many carrots does the ring have or is it CZ?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    And we care because?
     
  15. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    A clean sweatshirt with a cat on it.
     
  16. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Headphones
     
  17. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    It would be funnier if the "His" was in big letters instead of "wife," then had an arrow pointing to the left or right
     
  18. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Or left AND right :ral:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :facepalm:
     
  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    A divorce. :toptip: