What are you grateful for?

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  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    I had a pretty shitty T-day. Ex-husband let my kid down. My room mate/friend is afraid his GF will dump him if he remains my friend and I ended up eating a docuhey turkey meal at IHOP.

    But...I have a son who doesn't drink or drug, graduated college this year, gainfully employed in his field of choice and loves it.,..a ton of loving friends, a big pot of coffee and I'm thin.

    What say you?
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  2. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever fantasied about being with an older man with E.D.?
     
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  3. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

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  4. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Wanna fuck in front of your ex and your 'room mate'?
     
  5. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    I have great kids. My ex will call me every month or so to see if Im ok. Then when I invariably am, she will do what she can to fuck it up.

    If you have a comfortable home, a working car, can pay your bills, and your kids aren't refered to as gentle giants at any point, then you are better off than 85% of the planet.
     
  6. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    No. But I'd like to bend my room-mate over and force my ex to bang him.

    Can you make that happen?
     
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    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Indeed. Good reminder. :console:
     
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    Honestly, lol my wife lol. She's my best friend, and we've been together for quite a long time.

    And my folks....at my age they are usually gone. Crazy thing is they live like 100 feet from me....its kinda like Everybody Loves Raymond. ..yeah my parents are the spitting image of Rays....God bless'm.
     
  9. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Hey baby. I can turn that frown upside down.
     
  10. Splash

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  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Maybe she had him in middle school.:dontknow:
     
  12. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Our 2013 Post of the Year is available for Direct Messaging
     
  13. BarberFloyd

    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    I'm a white middle class good looking male in his early 20s who isn't fat and has loving parents. I remind myself all the time if you think things are bad now imagine if you were ugly or a minority or poor. It clearly comes off very douchey but at least I can admit I understand how the world works. You can bullshit me and tell me I didn't win the genetic lottery but I did and I have a very comfortable life because of those things. I also got to grow up on Long Island, I mean there would probably be Gladiator matches to win the type of life I was fortunate enough to grow in.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Maybe she was 17 in middle school?
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Pics? :jerk:
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :ohno:I am grateful for @Splash from Dawg's.
     
  17. HowieStearn

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    kinky enough
     
  18. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Isn't growing up in Long Island worse than growing up "ugly or a minority or poor"?
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    There's things about me you don't know. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner. A rebel.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    That guys a douche