What are you like at Walmart?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Any fucker that pretends to not go has no place in this thread. Goodbye.

    I will start (unlike bastards and bitches asking for fridge pictures and lists, without starting the trend)

    I'm a brute, in Walmart. I hate it. It's the worst of all my worlds.

    I can't find anything, while being bumped and surrounded by strangers, some of who smell and look bad, and their kids are screaming, and the parking, and the lineups................ :suicide:

    I walk in, talk to the "greeter" - show them the list, and instruct them to walk me to every item.
     
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    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    White trash people problems.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Can't read the aisle names?
     
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    I live in a small town. Walmart is our only major store. When I go there, I usually know 50% of the people there. :cool:
     
  5. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    I only go for the 30 pound bag of dry pet food, under 20 bucks, it is the only thing I go to Walmart for, can't stand that place or the mutants there or the company/family that owns the place.
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow: I'm a dude, I don't go grocery shopping.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It's a half hour drive to Walmart, for me. In 2 directions.

    I've got a list, and shit to get done, damnit!
     
  8. Babs

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    Since all the "people of walmart" pictures, I dress up to go to Walmart. ;)
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    i went with BG; i'm not going back. its like stupid white people, and stupid non-white people, each trying to out-stupid each other. where else can you buy a ton of purple soda discounted next to bib overalls and the super large economy size 50 pound box of little debbie cookies?
     
  10. LonghornJ

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    We have Wal-mart supermarkets here... def cheaper than the Krogers and the Tom Thumb's of the DFW area.

    Best to stay away around the 1st of the month... and the "under-banked" population that crowds the cig aisle is a perpetual problem. Never buy deli meat there... only good for a quick run of party snacks, green wine and smokes.

    As far as wal-mart proper, I bought some windshield wiper blades at one a few miles north of here last weekend.

    Only time I'd been in one since 2006.
     
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    :behave:
     
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    the greeters in Philly can't read.
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    If I ever go, I'll do a search, find this thread and let you know
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That's the thing that sucks you in about Walmart. You can get your oil changed, grab a burger, get new curtains, bananas and a baked chicken all in one spot.

    You just have to deal with the rest of the crap.

    I know for a FACT that those Walmart greeters have more fun guiding me around to the items on my list for an hour, than they do standing at the door.

    I'm doing a community service.
     
  15. Shivvy

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    http://www.dawgshed.com/images/smilies/hump.gif
     
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    Trader Joe's is the only "discount" place (relative to the other places in NYC) i go to, never on Mondays. They have the smallest apples I've ever seen: two bites and you're done. perfect size for my birds: no leftovers.
     
  17. Ryan Lever

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    Hey slippy
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Walmarts in Canada do not sell cigarettes or alcohol.

    I think that deals with half of your issue right there.

    Move north.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    They have Mobil1 full syn dirt cheap there
     
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    I only go to fill my pets prescriptions when I need to. They are way cheaper than the local CVS or RiteAid.

    I think I picked up a pack of those Dr.Scholls custom orthotics once too. I have weak arches. :eek: