What are you saying, 98 year old Kirk Douglas with 84 year old wife

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    "I am Spartacus"

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    could still kick Howard's ass
     
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    Wow, 60 years married. And Michael was such a womanizer.
     
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    Nothing says Ol' Spartacus wasn't too...
     
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    He looks like CHER! :wtf:
     
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    didn't this guy survive a helicopter crash and a stroke among other things
    that's cuuuhhhrraazzeeee
     
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    Same plastic surgeon?o_O
     
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    December 9, 1916
     
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    So that's what happened to Heath Ledger. He married Kirk Douglas.

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    Milk was delivered to his slum by a horsedrawn wagon
     
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    Not one of today's so called A-list movie actors could out perform Kirk in his prime, None!:no:
     
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    Even later...1986's Tough Guys...with a young Dana Carver and an always classic Eli Wallach

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    The old fucker's robbing the cradle. I'll give him this: he may be nearly a century old, but at least he can get a decent, form-fitting suit and pull it off. Looks good on him. That's more than a certain neurotic, oddly-shaped, glorified disc jockey 40 years his junior can say.
     
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    Uncle Saul had a full head of jet black hair at that age.
     
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    He's 98 and in better shape than Howard. I hope Wiggy lives to be 98 and that I'm still around to laugh at him and his full head of jet black hair.
     
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    I'm surprised he and Zeta jones have lasted so long.
    You're thinking of Brian Williams.
     
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    The Ragman's Son Mass Market Paperback – Nov 1 1990
    by Kirk Douglas (Author)


    One of the most memorable scenes is when he gets employment in a summer inn that caters to wealthy single ladies after he changed his name so as not to be rejected for being Jewish. The female owner of the inn takes a liking to him (and confesses her dislike of Jews often) and on the last night of the summer she invites him to her room. While Douglas is having intercourse with her he whispers in her ear. "how does it feel to be contaminated by a Jewish penis inside of you"


    Crazy asshole.
     
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