Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Nickthedick, Dec 21, 2013.
What is it that makes the opposite sex crazy about you?
I have purdy eyes.
No you dont
Stop it Bobby.
I've been told my toe nails are pretty hot.
I'm not terribly fond of my lips but I'd guess they get mentioned more often than anything else.
I don't think it drives the ladies crazy, tho.
Woman have their particulars. They are all crazy.
eyes, lips, legs
Looks and sense of humor.
Oh yeah, I'm really smart and very modest.
And I can lick my own eyebrows.
I must have you at once.
I didn't bother to mention the rockstar hair, because everyone is already quite familiar with my super luxurious hair, and I hate it when I hurt Chrizas feelings by bringing it up.
You stallion. That's hot.
I used to have long hair when it was cool in the 90's. If you are not a rockstar with rockstar hair, well...you are a douchebag.
David, you resemble George Clooney when you cut your hair. George Clooney trumps rock star hair!
I cut my hair off when Eddie Van Halen chopped his off and let me tell you the difference in the woman I was attracting was mind blowing.
I get "broad shoulders" a bit, too.
When I met my birth Mom for the first time this summer she kept looking me over and I finally had to say "What the heck?". She said "I just can't get over how thick you are."
I think she called me fat in a motherly way.