WTF What are your biggest dealbreakers in relationships/marriage? (srs) (no homo) (mult votes allowed)

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Biggest dealbreakers

Poll closed Aug 23, 2016.
  1. Not enough sex

    39 vote(s)
    29.3%
  2. Talks too much

    18 vote(s)
    13.5%
  3. Too quiet

    5 vote(s)
    3.8%
  4. Too needy

    56 vote(s)
    42.1%
  5. Doesn't make enough money

    9 vote(s)
    6.8%
  6. Lack of sense of humor

    61 vote(s)
    45.9%
  7. Out of shape

    46 vote(s)
    34.6%
  8. Different political or religious beliefs

    18 vote(s)
    13.5%
  9. Not enough education

    17 vote(s)
    12.8%
  10. Don't like their family or friends

    28 vote(s)
    21.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Santori

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    not enough sex, lack of sense of humor, out of shape
     
  4. Santori

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    I'm dating someone with a kid so I guess that doesn't bother me too much :jj: but I could see why it might for some people.
     
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  5. ItsAWholeThing

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    You can only pick one ?
     
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  6. Santori

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    Yes. I'm teaching you people how to be decisive :hat:
     
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    1. If they have a history of not speaking to ex wives, ex girlfriends.
    2. If previous breakups were the other persons fault, never theirs.
    3. Never admitting they are wrong.
    4. Never apologizing.
    5. A history of high conflict relationships with family, friends, etc.
     
  8. zhukov

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    All of the above.

    /thread
     
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    Oh wait, are we using your list???
     
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  10. Santori

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    agreed!
     
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    Satori, you left off massive cuntiness. :coffee:
     
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    Here is what I know for sure: early on, when you get that feeling that something isn't right and you tell yourself to just ignore that because nobody is perfect, you are just being too picky...you should pay attention to that feeling, that is your gut or god or the universe telling you to run like hell.
     
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    I'm too self-centered to ignore that :D
     
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    Low level Pokémon.
     
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    Can I change my vote?
     
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    Or, adopt higher standards to begin with.
     
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    Hairy armpits or legs.
     
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