What are your favorite Dick Tricks to perform?

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    My go-tos are the "gum on the table", "monkey brains", "birdbath" and "cockburger".

    Anyone know any other good ones?
     
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    ^ Cock and balls are too small to do funny tricks with. :console:
     
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    "The helicopter."
     
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    I do this thing where I use it to create friction with a vaginal wall until goo comes out of it.
     
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    I have done that a few times.
    I call it burping the baby.
     
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