What are your favorite Howard Delusions?

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    1. The show is still as good as it ever was.
     
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    King Of All Media
     
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    he doesn't really think it but...

    my wife shits once a month
     
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    Beth really loves me.
     
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    Beth was a Supermodel.
     
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    My hair is real and I don't dye it.

    (A lot of these are more lies than delusions.)
     
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    That he invented everything...
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    THIS!!!!! :mad:
     
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    I bet she rattles the walls the minute he gets out the door.

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    he hits it out of the park everyday
     
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    thats not a delusion
     
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    We don't need anybody in the Jackie/Artie chair.
     
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    Butcher ?

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    We have 20 million listeners Robin
     
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    You are right, it's full on mental illness.
     
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    :lol:
     
  16. Dominic GPS

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    Ah I don't think any of these are delusions he's just full of it.

    to quote the showtime series Spartacus (which starts up again jan 27th)

    "words fall from your mouth as shit from ass"

     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Howard thinks he's good looking and hip.


    He thinks that stupid wig and dumb clothes he wears makes him look rock and roll. Once you hit 40 you have to stop trying to pretend you are still cool or dress like you think you are cool.
     
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    That he is goofing on Ralph (rather than himself) when he does his lithpy imitation of him
     
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    but he is "the most honest man in radio"
     
  20. Dominic GPS

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    ok now this could be one