What are your plans for Halloween?

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  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Is it your faaaavorite holiday like Richard? (is it technically a holiday?) Are you taking your kids trick or treating? Are you having a party? Are you staying in and watching scary movies? Share your Halloween plans with us.
     
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    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, that should be "Halloween" LOL
     
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    it's all good.
     
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    Oh F!! Hate Halloween these days!! I've got to deal with tons of kids and give out candy all night. My neighborhood is well light and the houses are close together, so (true story) people bring vans full of kids to my neighborhood.
    And I can't have a cocktail until it is all over. Gawd forbid I give out candy to little kids with martini breath.:facepalm: :giggle:
     
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    Stay inside, give kids candy if they ring out bell and hope like hell that nobody slashes my tires or eggs my home. I hear that the Nassau County cops will be very visible on Halloween.
     
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    Like Howard,

    I'll put an empty bowl on my front step with a sign saying "take one piece please" while looking at all their sad disappointed faces through the peephole in my door.

    :wigtip:
     
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    Dress up like HST, drink, smoke, watch football, and hand out candy.
     
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    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    And the kids in the neighborhood love my dog and want to pet him..but after an hour even he says "f that shit" and goes to bed. :rolleye:
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    I head to Costco and buy a ton of really cheap toothbrushes to hand out. They don't come back the next year.
     
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    I've never had a trick or treater for 15 years and I wouldn't have it any other way. :grouch:
     
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    AMC Fearfest has started already!
     
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    Uh-oh...is spazz listed on 'pedos in your neighborhood.com'??:rolleye:
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Nope. I just don't have neighbors. I don't even have a sidewalk. We have a ditch. :jj:
     
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    I was just goofing..That is exactly why hoards of kids come to my neighborhood. We have a sidewalk, it will well lit, and the houses are close together. I hate Halloween.
     
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    i usually greet the kids in the nude, the kids that don't runaway get an extra portion of treats
     
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    Sky, I know you meant Greet....but that was a funny visual!!:)
     
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    My mom used to dress up and scare the shit out of the trick or treaters. :hhh:
     
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    nothing. i'm an adult with a life.