WTF What are your sexual goals for tomorrow?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Feb 13, 2016.

  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

    Reputations:
    95,683
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2013
    Messages:
    9,476
    Likes Received:
    16,702
    The wise romantic is planning for tomorrow- buying gifts, writing poems, practicing sexual positions, oiling handcuffs, charging tasers, getting quaaludes, and setting goals.
    So what are you planning to achieve tomorrow? How many sessions?m how many partners? Just hoping to evade the police? What's the orifice of choice?
    For me, it's all about F'ing....

    image.jpeg
     
  2. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

    Reputations:
    49,891
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2015
    Messages:
    1,333
    Likes Received:
    4,565
    Trying to keep it to 6 erections & orgasms...and hoping she doesn't wake up before the fifth one.
     
  3. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    116,933
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    4,314
    Likes Received:
    13,465
    Easy, jerk off in the other room.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and Beffquus like this.
  4. God

    God Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    39,118
    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2013
    Messages:
    2,189
    Likes Received:
    8,127
  5. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

    Reputations:
    95,683
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2013
    Messages:
    9,476
    Likes Received:
    16,702
    Solo or with a another dude?
     
  6. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

    Reputations:
    49,891
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2015
    Messages:
    1,333
    Likes Received:
    4,565
    Honestly - jerking off not an unusual goal...trying to make tomorrow special.
     
    Wangold likes this.
  7. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

    Reputations:
    346,638
    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    18,811
    Likes Received:
    48,814
    Not gonna happen here.

    :(
     
    Shortwave98 likes this.
  8. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    8,134
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    3,523
    Likes Received:
    1,694
    Anal
     
    Wangold and MilkyDischarge like this.
  9. spark888

    spark888 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    683
    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2013
    Messages:
    756
    Likes Received:
    767
    I might beat off. Wife is sick and we don't do Valentine day anyways
     
  10. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

    Reputations:
    49,891
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2015
    Messages:
    1,333
    Likes Received:
    4,565
    My friend - I've only ever been "in the room" with women and think that's nature at its best (no disrespect to those who have other preferences - but I know what I need). Honestly - nothing more glorious to me than a woman.
     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2016
  11. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

    Reputations:
    95,683
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2013
    Messages:
    9,476
    Likes Received:
    16,702
    image.jpeg
     
    Goods, Abner Devereaux and Pill Queen like this.
  12. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    111,044
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    10,436
    Likes Received:
    7,596
    Blumpkin
     
  13. Alienroll

    Alienroll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,252
    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2015
    Messages:
    97
    Likes Received:
    324
    Making her cum like the moon!!!
     
  14. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    50,194
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    7,793
    Likes Received:
    9,524
    Try to Jedi my girlfriends period into lasting less than 24 hours...

    Convenient timing my menstrual friend. Convenient indeed...
     
  15. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,118
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2014
    Messages:
    3,023
    Likes Received:
    6,840
    0.0 are my expectations
     
  16. Jewlican

    Jewlican Not this shit again! VIP

    Reputations:
    10,097
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    868
    Likes Received:
    1,602
    Here's mine

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    143,302
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    15,486
    Likes Received:
    19,870
    A magical day it won't be. Not that we need a holiday to force romance upon us. It's just that life gets in the way. Tuesday is going to be another story. Wife has it off, the kids don't, and I work out of my home. Won't be much work going on. I'm locked and loaded.
     
    Scarlett Ohara likes this.
  18. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    143,302
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    15,486
    Likes Received:
    19,870
    Goat fucker!!!
     
  19. Jewlican

    Jewlican Not this shit again! VIP

    Reputations:
    10,097
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    868
    Likes Received:
    1,602
    Ohhhh, it said "goals", not goat!
     
    Droog likes this.
  20. Spudboy

    Spudboy Active Member

    Reputations:
    463
    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2015
    Messages:
    128
    Likes Received:
    136
    I'll be a work :/