What are your some of your neurotic/OCD tendencies?

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    -I don't pass things over my food plate (cups, glasses, cabinet doors)
    -I have to keep everything in the same exact spot (keys, wallet)
    -I use paper to touch anything in a public bathroom
    -I have to wear slippers inside
    -I repeat song lyrics, words or phrases in my head

    How nutty are you?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Anytime I have the pleasure of seeing Beth walk down the street, I have to pull out my dick and start jerking off. I hate this OCD thing. Right dr Sarno?
     
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  3. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Getting in trouble with shed members?:dontknow:

    Are you afraid of contaminating your food?
     
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  4. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I have too many to list.
     
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  5. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Heh.. Yeah I guess I don't want anything dropping into my meal. :ohnoes:
     
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    I also wear shoes or crocks at all times. never barefoot, unless I'm swimming
     
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  7. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I have a riding lesson this morning on my sporthorse that is a dick...he never fucking gets tired..
    So I'm going to get him out...longe line him in a saddle and bridle for 20 minutes...ride for 20 minutes
    and as soon as my trainer enters the arena he's going to go fucking nuts....

    If I had a piece of coal and put it up my ass right now I'd get the hope diamond.

    I hate this bastard...I'm a basket case b/c of asshole...I'm an idiot to own this horse....

    f-mutt
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    And if I did list them, I would have to do it 3 times.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I used to count in fours at everything I saw, eventually I noticed how stupid it was and just stopped.
     
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    If i am worried, I count to 24 in my head, which means everythimg will be fine.


    I have lots more, but thats a daily one.

    Oh, and if i put my deoderent and aftershave on in the wrong order, so,ething horrible will happen that day (evein if i count to 24)
     
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  11. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I'm just too neurotic to list em all right now, and I'll have to contemplate this carefully.
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I have so many but I'll start young. When I was a kid I used to take my own FULL stats off EVERY NBA game I'd watch because I didn't trust the NBA's professional statisticians getting it right.

    The next day I'd buy the USA Today and compare mine vs theirs, and if there was a discrepency I'd call the paper and report the team to the sports department.

    Typically, the one I'd catch the most would be Magic Johnson getting phantom assists and rebounds that didn't exist in the game to augment his triple-double status.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    The one thing I do really bad...I have old cars and I never think the engine is running right and won't
    go somewhere b/c of it.....
    I'll get all ready, get in the car..start it..listen for a min and turn it off....not running right....

    f-mutt
     
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  14. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    A phone conversation would go....

    USA Today: Hello, Sports??

    ME: Hey guys, it's ARM again, they gave Magic 3 assists and 2 rebounds again last night that never existed against Utah because Stockton out assisted him!

    USA TODAY: UGH, kid get a life, don't make me put your parents on the phone?!

    ME: THAT'S IT??? YOU GUYS NEED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUS?!?

    USA TODAY: (click....dial tone)
     
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    All light switches in the down position when off. Can be tricky, but I will go up/down to make it right if my gd family fs it up.

    I think this started early in my life...

    [​IMG]

    Other than that I'm perfect.
     
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    can you get $$ for this ?
     
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    3 is very big in my daily ritual, shower exact same time everyday, leave for work exact time every day..... I could go on by why???? 3!!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Never had any, but I guess the only one I can think of is the one you listed. I HAVE to use paper to touch any door in a public restroom. :snicker:
     
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    Light switches are a big one for me too. All in the same direction or i cant go to bed.
     
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    Smoke Weed everyday
     
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