Shit better be hands free for me to flush. Kick the handle in the shitter and line the seat with at least 3 layers of TP.
Is this about those bathrooms for people who don't know if they're a man or woman or whatever the fuck? If so, then fuck them.
nope. women stink in a way that is totally different from men. very acidic and kind of painful to smell. don't think i could pee in the same place. would have to find a brick wall someplace else.
There was a guy in the fraternity house back in the day that would keep the door propped open with his knee while he shit... he was once charged with making terroristic threats over the telephone in an unrelated case, but still, that's the kind of guy he was.
I don't want to hear, see or smell women using their orifices for things other than what they were intended for.
i don't mind the troughs though. at my age they are much easier to hit than those teenie-weenie toilets. i just didn't think any of them survived the 1970s in the city. i saw a few were turned into hotel fountains in upscale hotels here. none of the < 40 crowd knows what those circular fountains were originally designed for.
There's been a new thing going on where it's ok for a female bathroom attendant to be in the men's rooms while the action is happening. I'm kinda ok with this.
happens at work all the time. those female janitors just come in and start cleaning regardless of what we are doing.
i've never seen one like that. the ones that used to be in the midtown bars and some clubs were like circular urinals with sprays every 3 or 4 feet around the inside. now the ones that survived are used as centerpiece fountains with flowers all over, but if you look you can still see the sprays.
