What Are Your Thoughts On Wiping Your Ass With A Sock?

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  1. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz Well-Known Member

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    Have any of you found yourself in this type of situation?
     
  2. Johnnykstaint

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    I have been in that situation but didnt even think to use a sock :facepalm:
     
  3. Teeney

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    Is it a clean sock beforehand?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh Jesus
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    I had a friend who used ATM receipts from his wallet one time, emergency situation.
     
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    Well if it was a dirty sock that would be gross! Proper hygiene is a must!
     
  7. Double Blizz

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    Had to be very uncomfortable
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg this is crazy only because a friend of my girlfriend's told her the other day that she is constantly buying her boyfriend socks because he travels a lot on the road and he is constantly taking shits on the side of the road and wiping his ass with socks and leaving them there on the side of the road.

    what kind of gross fucker wipes his ass with socks? if it happens once in a emergency...maybe that's ok. maybe. but more than once and you don't carry tp with you, you just enjoy wiping your ass with socks.
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    rich people problems
     
  10. Double Blizz

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    This friend of yours is a habitual sock ass wiper.
    He needs a roll of tp in his trunk at all times.
    Please tell him to stop the madness.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i think he might be poor, so this is a poor people problems. he sells tires or something like that.

    he does need to keep tp in his trunk all the time.
    he's not my friend.
    i wouldn't friend someone who is a ass wiper with sock.
     
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    one time out in the woods had to use leaves
    not funny not fun
     
  13. Double Blizz

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    One thing to add in your survial kit in the car is always Tp. :grad:
    If you're in someone elses car pray that nature doesn't call or if they're really a friend they will loan you their shirt.
     
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    I did it once when I was a teenager. It was either use the sock or walk around with a shitty ass. Seemed like a no brainier
     
  15. Chiva

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    I wiped my ass on my wife's cat.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

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    i'd just scoot my butt along the ground like a dog does when it has worms.
     
  17. Double Blizz

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    As long as it didn't have fleas that was a brilliant move.
     
  18. nazdrowie

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    sure, why not?
     
  19. Double Blizz

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    Lever thinks that too so it must be a Canadian thing :bigthink:
     
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    I use my friends tongue. It's like a bidet