What are your weirdest bathroom habits?

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  1. SEGA

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    Making sure my belt and laces don't hit the floor, also putting paper in the toilet before i poop so the water doesn't splash and touch my bum :facepalm:

    Anybody here not care about hygiene or have no conscience, just drop your bottoms and make noise on the fly and rattle your jeans and pockets?
     
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    I shit in the sink.
     
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    lulz :winner:
     
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    if I don't shower immediately after I shit I feel disgusting
     
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    I piss in stadium trash cans
     
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    When my kid was 4 or 5 he'd always ask me to guard his pants while he took a shit, so one day I asked him, "Who am I guarding your pants from?" to which de replied "pants thieves... duh."
     
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    unabashed sink pisser.
     
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    Since I been 13 Ive cupped my nards while squatting to keep um out of the toilet water
     
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    I sometimes count while I'm sitting there, almost like an OCD thing.
     
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    Ive had GFs who would piss anywhere that wasnt well lit.....you fuckin amateur
     
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    When I take a shit, I straddle it and face the toilet tank.
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    Just like Shakespeare.
     
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    I finger my asshole
     
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    before, during or after?
     
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    I shower with all my clothes on
     
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    Yes.