What brand of Kratom should I buy?

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    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    thinking about maybe getting this

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    but also theres maybe another one i want the resin form of kratom

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    i just dont know what brand to go with and if i should get the kava kava stuff also

    anyone here good things about blue lotus? or fly agaric?
     
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    Lettuce Opium is better than all that.
     
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    Plus, it's not for human consumption :cheer:

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    that looks nice
     
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    why not grow it yourself? :dontknow:

    btw: i have no idea what kratom is or what it's used for.
     
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    ok well its an herb that acts on your opiate receptors when ingested, but it's not technically an opiate

    provides similar feelings as vicodin
     
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    something wrong with good ole marijuana? :dontknow:
     
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    no i still smoke marijuana
     
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    i just bought this stuff in the smoke shop and now im curious is all
     
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    theres so many more herbs than marijuana

    there can be something out there just as good marijuana and no one even knows

    what about that then? im looking for that next big thing so i can market and make a profit.
     
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    do you know about kava kava? it's a relaxant and it's not addictive like xanax.

    how about kanna? it's an all natural ssri (just like zoloft)
     
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    did you know damiana leaf is an aphrodisiac?
     
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    i was thinking about starting my own kratom business but market it at something else

    weight loss. kram weight loss pills. all natural
     
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    I've drank fresh Kava. It is relaxing, not druggy relaxing though. It also makes your tongue a little numb.
     
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    Open a Kava Bar. The hipsters would love it.
     
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    thank you for filling me in. :beer:

    and seriously, why not grow it yourself? is your regional climate an issue? space?
     
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    im lazy and id rather just buy it
     
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    took 2 grams earlier. feeling pretty good.