what can howard do to improve his looks....

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  1. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    it seems that it's gone way beyond the wig. there's something quite "off" about him. we've decided the "hair" isn't working for him so after he discards the wig (or changes his "hairdo") what are his options????

    let's be constructive and please........ don't make a mockery of this thread. thank you.:)
     
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    Face transplant.
     
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    Have Lee Harvey Oswald apply his next batch of wig glue.
     
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    1) Remove wig/system/poodle
    2) Gain 25 lbs
    3) Fire Ralph, buy some clothes from Brooks Brothers
     
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    - lose the wig
    - dress appropriate for his age
     
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    Face/off movie

    Stamos/stern
     
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    Release a highly contagious virus which causes cataracts.
     
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    Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Paper bag over h8s head.

    Dammit beat me to it.
     
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    Beat you to it, my friend!:D
     
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    Chimp attack.

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    Get kidnapped by Al Qaida and star in one of their videos.
     
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    The human bald head weigh 8lbs :wigtip:
     
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    Join the swan
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    He should be eating a lot more if you ask me.
     
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