Stern Show What costume would u wear to Howardcon?

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  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I would dress as Eric the midget and have a powerchair and be rude and disrespectful to everyone. This chick I'm seeing im going to make her wear an orange wig and a business suit and yell at everyone
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    That's actually a thing? :jj:
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Go as Kenneth Keith or Double A

    This way you can hit on underage people and it will never be talked about







    allegedly
     
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    Get a Big Mamma Costume and hold a speech bubble that says "I was just about to say that"
     
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    how would one convey into costume a 60+ year old sell out?
     
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    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im sure everybody here would dress like a horse to think it will get under Howards skin
     
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    Horse mask + blonde wig = Beth costume
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Brony
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    remember howard actually thinking about doing a "HOWARDCON"?

    you know full well he though about some of the costumes people would put together and that scared the shit out of him so it was all quickly swept under a rug and never to be heard from again.
     
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    Exactly what happened
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I would go as multilingual globally famous moooose. Our hair is nearly the same I'm a bit blonder, but I would wear a bump it with a severe off center part held in place with a plastic barrette or a big stupid flower. False eyelashes and a big red mouth, frosted eyes :puke:I can make my eye wonk and if I'm drunk enough I could probably smile like it. I'd have myself spray tanned redwood colour and get last season's A-line dress. A pair of spanxx with butt and thigh padding. A big stupid purse made out of endangered species. I'd bulldoze people over to photo bomb and I'd bring a stuffed kitten with its eyes poked out. I don't know how I'm going to do the size 13's. My son doesn't own any heels. But if I really get into the character, I'll do cartwheels and pose.
    Sounds fun. I'll go.:snicker:

    F mutt
     
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    Dear god this

    I can't imagine anyplace I'd want to be less except Robins bed
     
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    I would dress as the Invisible Man so I would fit in well with the completely empty hall.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Do yoo myne if we bring dates?

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