What Crazy dreams have you had

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  1. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    When i was a kid , I used to dream about a witch on the side of my front porch , And she had a hold of my foot , And I could only reach my front door screen and try to yell , But nothing would come out. Then i would wake up.

    I had this dream several time's exactly the same way.
     
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    I have had a recurring dream of someone breaking into my house and when I come home and find them in the act, they tell me that my boss sent them. When I ask them why, they just tell me it's because i took his dog and car, and he wants it back. When I say I don't have a dog, they kick my TV and smash my coffee table, slash my couches with knives and run out. Then I call the police and they tell me it's just a dream, and I wake up. WTF? Am I going to steal a dog and a car? He doesn't have a dog, but I do like his car. :dontknow:
     
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    I dreamed (dreampt?) last night I was at some lady's house and it was full of eggs for sale. That's all she had was eggs
     
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    i had a dream a few days ago where i was typing to some people and suddenly it turned into a robot that controlled everyone i talked to. eventually i got off the computer and every real person i talked to suddenly had the traits of the robot. the robot was controlling everything!

    it was really scary :worried:
     
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    :weird: :jj:
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    When I was a kid I had a dream that a mosquito kept biting me, he was getting bigger & I was shrinking.
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    I was trying to find you're issue and couldn't , But i found this.

    Dream facts and tidbits

    1. One-third of your life is spent sleeping.

    2. In an average lifetime, you would have spent a total of about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2,100 days spent in a different realm!

    3. Dreams have been here as long as mankind. Back in the Roman Era, profound and significant dreams were submitted to the Senate for analysis and interpretation.

    4. Everybody dreams. EVERYBODY! Simply because you do not remember your dream does not mean that you do not dream. In fact, you have several dreams during a normal night of sleep.

    5. Dreams are indispensable. A lack of dream activity may imply some protein deficiency or a personality disorder.

    6. On average, you can dream anywhere from one to two hours every night. Moreover, you can have four to seven dreams in one night.

    7. Blind people do dream. Whether visual images appear in their dreams depend on whether they were blind at birth or became blind later in life. But vision is not the only sense that constitutes a dream. Sound, tactility, and smell become hypersensitive for the blind and their dreams are based on these senses.

    8. Five minutes after the end of the dream, half the content is forgotten. After ten minutes, 90% is lost.

    9. The word dream stems from the Middle English word, dreme which means "joy" and "music".

    10. Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.

    11. Studies have shown that your brain waves are more active when you are dreaming than when we are awake.

    12. Dreamers who are awakened right after REM sleep, are able to recall their dreams more vividly than those who slept through the night until morning.

    13. Physiologically speaking, researchers found that during dreaming REM sleep, males experience erections and females experience increased vaginal blood flow, regardless the content of the dream. In fact, "wet dreams" may not necessarily coincide with overtly sexual dream content.

    14. People who are in the process of giving up smoking tend to have longer and more intense dreams.

    15. Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They do not appear in their own dreams until the age of 3 or 4.

    16. If you are snoring, then you cannot be dreaming.

    17. Nightmares are common in children, typically beginning at around age 3 and occurring up to age 7-8.

    18. In a poll, 67% of Americans have experienced Deja Vu in their dreams, occurring more often in females than males.

    19. Around 3% of adults suffer from sleep apnea. This treatable condition leads to unexplained tiredness and inefficiency.

    20. According to a research study, the most common setting for dreams is your own house.

    21. It is very normal for males to experience an erection during the REM stage of sleep, even when they are not dreaming anything of a sexual nature.

    22. The original meaning of the word "nightmare" was a female spirit who besets people at night while they sleep.

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    The last nightmare I had was me running from some guy and my car was stalling out. It made no sense because it was an old guy I knew. :dontknow:
     
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    you want to have another kid. :hhh:
     
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    you stole his rims :facepalm:
     
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    I know right :jj:

    Gawd could you imagine :jj:
     
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    I don't have too outrageous of ones except driving up a bridge, following my friend and seeing him drive off the side, fall a hundred or so feet and see his tail lights sink in the river.

    It means nothing so far he is alive and fine.
     
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    I have a recurring dream where I can't find my car or that I can't get to where I want to go.

    Last night I had a great sex dream. It was so real. It was awesome.
     
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    :jj: Nope! :jj:

    there has to be something behind that. My son had these horrible dreams about water/driving or crashing into the guardrails or falls, since he was old enough to talk. Freaks me out a little. :dontknow:
     
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    Schmoopy dreams of epsom salts and marathon jackoff sessions
     
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    hey ghp...hows it going
     
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    :jj: I am proud to say, I have dreamt of none of the above. But, I may have participated in one. :jerk: YAAAAAY new batteries! :woot:
     
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    :jj:

    All is well in the garden :p