What Depression!?!?! I just got the shit fucked out of me!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Thank you GOD!!! I just got some much needed fucking sex and this dude was PERFECT!!!!!It was what the doctor ordered I got fucking DRILLED!!!:cheer::D:jumping:


    Im not going to go in to any details cause you guys start acting like a bunch of pussies about it but if you have any questions or want to see some pics or whatever ill answer of course. THe guy was really stocky,plays baseball. was a total gentelman. he picked me up too OF course.

    He just texted me now.
    Thanks for coming over,I had a great time,you wont always have to put out promise.Thanks for letting me in to you.you have a nice cock lol.If you wannabes up as FB again, Let me know.

    :wub::pilot:
     
  2. wayfaerer

    wayfaerer New Member

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  3. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    Can you translate this from gay to English?
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    well I felt dumb because I messaged him back sure we can be friends on facebook and gave him my name and then he was like uh yeah maybe. THen I was like huh......then I realized he meant FUCK buddies. :jj::facepalm:
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    jesus christ
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Hope you two fairies used a rubber or it's a doctor you two will be a seein.
     
  7. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Of course we did.:rolleye: he said he was 70 percent in to girls and 30 in to guys and he never went all the way and did what he did with me:wub:
     
  8. Gomez

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    does this accurately reflect what transpired?

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  9. Fucknose McGee

    Fucknose McGee New Member

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    ew...smelly ass sex :shit:

    was it pooey?
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    I bet your skidmarks are brown AND yellow

    :rs:
     
  11. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    yea but my stomach was flat on the bed I have to get up next time. Im not used to that position.
     
  12. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    no and I was worried about because of the chicken wings but I felt relaxed and have been constipated because of the low carb diet it really worked in my favor.l
     
  13. Super Mario

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    Here are some pics of me "glowing" taken about 5 10 mins after I got home wearing the same outfit .

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  14. MrWarmth

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    You probably got poop all over the sofa
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    I don't want dim your glow but he may say that to all his FBs the first time. The old angler's expression "setting the hook" might apply.
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    hes not like that. There was something very Mack the knife about him very sweet,very country a total gentelman . THere might be something more here will see.
     
  17. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :yay:
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    I'm so retarded around a guy I like. :facepalm:
    wanna share? :p
    I find it is best to be on top. You can control the depth and speed.
    POPEYE!!! :wub:





    Don't act like you manly men wouldn't fuck a chick's ass if your prude wives would let you. :rolleyes:
     
  18. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Where did U find him?
     
  19. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    on Grindr here is a pic.

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  20. Super Mario

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    Yea it was better for me on top. I actually never went that long with a guy before I was always worried about an accident happening but this guy made me feel real relaxed we almost went an hour!!