What did the weird kid at your school do?

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  1. sstressed

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    i saw this thread on reddit and thought of this kid in HS.

    everyday he'd wear the same clothes; black pants (a bit too short), white socks, black shoes, white shirt, black button up sweater with a large NO. 2 button from the show "the prisoner". it was like 4 inches round. and he always carried a brief case. i was never in a class with him. i always wondered if he was a genius oddball or just an oddball.

    did you have that one kid who really stood out in a crowd?

    was it you?
     
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    Red head Molly Ringwald looking chick that carried a brick in her purse. If you asked her about it or even mentioned it she would start swinging it around! Never made contact with anyone that I knew about.

    I'm sure she has 30+ cats at this point.
     
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    In grade school, we had a guy who was about 6'5, always wore black and seemed kind of slow, but angry. His name was John.
    With our 2nd grade sense of humor, we would sing "Big Bad John" to him. I don't know who was more retarded, us or him. :facepalm:

     
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    he would have his hand in his pants and start jackin it. I think it was really a nervous tick but when you are 14 you don't see things that way :jj:
     
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    Grew up in Harlem?
     
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    close. elite prep school :jj:
     
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    Guy use to punch walls to break his fingers so he could leave school. Think he broke like 5 of them
     
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    No, it wasnt me. I desperately tied to fit in. Like a chameleon ._.

    I remember a few weirdos. There was this one guy in 8th grade, Chad. He looked like he was about 30.. some kind of hormonal problem I guess. He wasnt retarded or anything.. that genius oddball thing maybe. He had no friends so he just read about presidents all the time. That was his thing; Presidents.. Fuckn smartass.

    We also had this black kid on the CrossCountry/Track teams, Jeremy. He was somewhat retarded. And we definitely made fun of him, but not as bad as some of the non-retards on the team who would get hazed.

    We had a community shower, like a big 10ft by 10 shower with 10 heads on the walls all around. There would be about 50 naked dudes in there, most of them just waiting for a shower. Sometimes people would get iced. In the training room, we had those bags you put fruit in at the grocery store. And we had an ice machine that makes ice in little pellets like @ Sonic. So you put the ice in the bag, add a little water, and swing at a motherfucker so the bottom breaks out and he gets hit with a cold blast. Nude.

    I ended up taking the hazing too far; got busted flopping my wiener around in proximity of a freshman's face while he was doing (clothed) pushups. Got kicked off the team :nojj:

    My nude handstand that I would do was also a big locker room hit...

    .... sry what was the question?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    In high school a kid would sit in class and tear at his pants the entire time. All of his pants had rips and holes in them.

    A huge distraction when you're taking a test!
     
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    One guy was real small, had a voice like a robot and would knit baby clothes for the teachers with kids at lunch.

    Another carried a briefcase everywhere, wore dress clothes and shoes and was always trying to invent a device to eliminate girls from the world.
     
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    Part of me wants to :facepalm:
    Part of me wants to :giggle:
     
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    For several years through Jr. high and High school there was a girl who was always reading a book. In class, walking to classes, at lunch, walking home. She was not social and I can't remember her having any friends. Even though I shared some classes with her I don't think I ever said more than hello to her.

    To this day some 35 years+ later, she remains an enigma to me. Out of all the people I knew and didn't know I wonder about her more than anyone. What journey did all the book reading take her life on. Maybe it's best not too know.

    I think I'll keep it that way.


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    Also got into some trouble with that same kid, earlier on... Because I told him when we got back to the showers I was gonna 'american history x him'... Little faggot ran home, told his mommy, she watched it apparently (or had already seen it)... Good times :hump:

     
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    :umm::surprised:
     
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    Something kinda beautiful about that though
     
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    Some of this stuff sounds boarder line gay man
     
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    We had kids like this too, I feel even worse for them now then I did back then. Half of them I would like to apologize to for not standing up for them or teasing them although i never really teased much but I had enough social. cache I could of stopped just about anyone
    Poor kids just trying to get thru a hard enough life

    This is why I didn't like my reunion I wanted some of these mysteries answered and of course obviously, none of those people showed up. Probably too busy running Google or Microsoft at this point is what I always hope
     
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    So you were THAT guy eh? o_O
     
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    Shitting in there pants was always funny.
     
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    We had this super pencil neck geeky dude that got mentally tortured daily...he tried and tried to fit in...Even built one of those cool redneck trucks to fit in with a particular crowd. When he finally brought it to HS, someone tied off the back cab to another car and as he drove away it pulled the cab off. He went home and shot himself...poor bastard

    :eek:
     
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