What did you guys have to do for Valentine's Day?

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  1. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    My girlfriend and I went to dinner and I got her a card, a few pairs of shoes she wanted (dumb gift but her choice), some chocolates and a little over 8 minutes of oral. Now, I'm wide awake and bored. And I'm starting to hate restaurants...
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Played vidjuh gaymz, made fun of Maddysmom, called people cunts and cocksuckers, took a dump, drank a Belgian IPA. :hat:
     
  3. Jon Mendelsohn

    Jon Mendelsohn New Member Banned User

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    Made wife a nice dinner and got her flowers. Should be getting a toe curling blowjob soon.....I hope
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Open a new jar of mayonnnaise :grad:
     
  5. pontius pilot

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    i am drunk. :grad:
     
  6. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I got a lackluster blowjob...my girlfriend isn't as skilled as she thinks. She fell asleep and I'm looking for something entertaining on the Interwebs. Anyone watch Opposite Worlds? It's on my DVR, I might watch a few eps.
     
  7. Pooh bear

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    You guys are pathetic !
     
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    negs. :pissed:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    dialysis :nocheer:
     
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    Whatevsss....
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    I watched Unfaithful, Wendy Williams now on this stupid site! Happy Vday'❤
     
  13. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I just watched that show Opposite Worlds I mentioned. Started strong, had a cool premise and a guy broke his leg in the first challenge, but it was downhill from there. At one point, they show the hot girls half naked but both had bolt-ons.
     
  14. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Flowers waiting...Always do a different arrangement every year.....Dinner wherever she likes....Brazilian steak house this year.....Come home, Cocktails....Marvin Gaye....Heavy make out session....Finger banging through her panties while I kiss on all her soft spots.....Get her completely naked....Work her over with my tongue and her favorite toy while I work her balloon knot with my free hand.....She comes until she begs me to stop....Hold her till she falls asleep...... I don't even take my kawk out on these special occasions................
    She "Woke" Me up this morning...............All good......
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I just re-read the OP's title....Let me make this clear....All the fore mentioned was done because I love her and WANT to do them......Not because I HAVE to..........
     
  16. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Coming up on 10 years of marriage, so we went out to dinner, tipped back some drinks, came home, wife fell asleep on the couch watching the damn Olympics, then I came here and posted a shitload of photoshops of maddy's mom with Lou and PP. Who says romance is dead? :jj:
     
  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I ...uhhh....I....got a uhhhh......uhhh a hooker.


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    I didn't have much money spend. :facepalm:
     
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  18. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    sounds very kinky :c
    i had double burrito w/rice and beans..no bj
     
  19. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    jesus put spoilers on that :gross:
     
  20. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :haha: That would've been funnier.