What did you pay for your dong?

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  1. gwartney

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    getting snipped? I did it so long ago, my insurance probably covered most of it.
     
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  3. gwartney

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    Finally. Somebody who has a great sense of humor.
     
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    What's the question?
     
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    I inherited mine. :c
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I found a plastic one on a shelf when we moved in here. I binned that. I wasn't going to try it out.
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    How can you leave your plastic dong when you move out?
     
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  10. gwartney

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    That's a pretty good question.
     
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    I bet they want it back, but how exactly do you make that phone call?
     
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    Poltergeist.
     
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    Wish you were here...
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They accidentally had their sd card of wedding photos mailed here. That would have been a great time to throw their love aid in and forward everything at once.
     
  15. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Do you lie about it to women?