What did your parents call your private parts when you were growing up?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Pee pee, and peener
     
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    pippy
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    schmoopy
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You're a chick? :wtf:
     
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    Huge
     
  7. Slippy

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    My wee wee.

    That little rhyme about the "this little piggy" freaked me out for years.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    :wtf:
     
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    Schmoopy = chick parts




    :facepalm:
     
  11. banksy

    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

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    me too :scratch:

    do you have a huge clit?

    well, maybe not huge...

    do you have a large clit?
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    my "privates"

    we called my son's his "birdie"
     
  13. Slippy

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    Nope. It was a properly sized little girl's clit. Nothing they took me to a doctor or a circus for, anyways. :dontknow:

    you're going to freak your son out about birds!!!! ;)
     
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    Or possibly tennis.
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    that's what they called it at his preschool. :p
     
  16. banksy

    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

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    did your baby's daddy want to name it Tyron or Leroy or something like that?
     
  17. boxers

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    My mom called it my cock. It still makes me ill
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    did your mom gently stroke yours in the tub?
     
  19. Mur

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    do do
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :jj: