WTF What do / did your parents do for a living

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Mom a housewife
    dad works for British Rail.
     
  2. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Both were teachers / administrators.

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  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Shut up ASSHOLE
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    My father was a go cart driver of international fame. My mother was Miss America 1898.
     
  5. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Mom was a mom, also a saint.

    Dad was/is a schyster.
     
  6. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    He did make a lot of money though.
     
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  7. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    My mother worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar. My father was the frontman for The Human League. This much is true.
     
  8. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Your story seems lifted.
     
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  9. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    And you live in their basement?
     
  10. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    from what?
     
  11. Preston Folded

    Preston Folded Well-Known Member

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    I always feel like these type of threads are companies asking for info on us consumers. But in a folksy, sly way.
     
  12. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    I'm sure some sleuth will figure it out. ;]
     
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  13. Glenn from the mailroom

    Glenn from the mailroom I work way downstairs.

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    Can't be too careful.

    Also, we are.
     
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  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    My dad (Tommy) used to work at the docks.
    My mom (Gina) used to work at the diner all day.
     
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  15. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    My mom managed a Rite Aid. My dad left when I was less than a year old and never paid child support.

    They're both deceased now. I hope that if there's an afterlife that she got to kick him in the balls a few times.
     
  16. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    You better hold on to what you got..
     
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  17. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    it doesn't make a different if we make it or not.
     
  18. smellmyfinger

    smellmyfinger Well-Known Member

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    Dont you want me baby:dancin2:
     
  19. Brokenbad

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    My polish father was a interior painter and very sloppy. His fellow workers him called Jackson Pole-lock.
    My mom was Italian, a stay at home prostitute and named Mia.
     
  20. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Finish your story, you're halfway there.
     
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