What Do i do with maimed animals my cat is leaving outside my door?

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Today, a frog had its rear legs chewed off. It was hopelessly hopping against the doorway.

    Yesterday it was some kind of small bird with its flight feathers plucked out.

    The day before it was a snake with its head nearly chewed off.


    A few times it has brought live snakes into the house.
     
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    Kill them.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Cats are fuckers
     
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    WWAD?

    What Would Amanda Do?
     
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    Kill the cat
     
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    I cannot terminate a life, no matter how small.
     
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    How does cute evolve into cold calculated killers?
     
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    Then give them back to the cat, he'll handle it.
     
  9. Oderus

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    He's bringing them to you as a gift. Pat him on the head, give him a cod, and throw the maimed animals in the trash.
     
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    It's their job. What they do.
     
  12. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    My cat brought in a live dove the other day.
     
  13. cheezedbyfate

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    Nsal
     
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    Aw - Kitty's saying he loves you! He's showing Daddy what a good boy he is! :kitten:
     
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    Juice em
     
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    I read somewhere that this is a cat's way of "inviting you to the hunt". :dontknow:

    I had to finish off several half-assed jobs of my cat. I scared the shit out of my ex when I bashed a mouse's head in with a hockey stick once. He looked at me like I'd grown a second head - it was the humane thing to do though. Poor thing was trying to wriggle away, with it's entrails hanging out. :facepalm:
     
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    I have a perforated frog with no rear feet.
     
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    Praise the cat. Dispose of the evidence without the cat seeing you do it.
     
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    oh you just put a crimp on my green juice. :puke:
     
  20. HeinousMark

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    You need to eat the cat's offerings, with great aplomb and positive reinforcement. Kitty is just trying to say "Hey! Thanks for the Friskies, brah! It's payback time!!!". It's a supreme compliment, coming from a cat.