What do these people do all day?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Other than Howard, many of the people on the show claim to be at work 10-12 hrs a day, 5 days a week. WTF do these people do all day?

    Jason Kaplan (eats, shits?)
    Will Murray (???????)
    Lisa G (generates 1 story a week)
    John Lieberman (generates a few sound bites a day)
    Sal + Richard (80 man hours to make one phony phone call?)
    Tim Sabean (?!?!?!?!??!)

    How in the hell can these people pretend to be busy? Please provide an hour by hour description of what each of these people can possibly do all day. It is driving me crazy!
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Jason - you are correct, sir.

    Will - surfs porn

    Lisa G - sneaks home to care for cats

    Liberman - probably actually stays busy, as he's new.

    Sal - Hours upon hours of piss porn surfing under the guise of trolling for "show material"

    Richard - Hours upon hours of gay porn surfing under the guise of trolling for "show material"

    Tim Sabean - Three martini lunches, attending meetings convened to decide when to have meetings, meeting with business card designers, a break for cupcakes in the restroom, stopping by everyone's office to say hi (under his theory that the likeable guy gets fired last), looking over TPS reports, and about 15 min of "show programming" thought.
     
  3. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Are the lower rung of the back office staff still employed and working for the days Howard isn't there? (JD, Will, Jason, etc.)
    Are they paid salary or hourly? Because I doubt all of them could just work for 3 days a week and pay the cost of living.
     
  4. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    They probably sit around the office and laugh at pelican videos, do cart wheels down the hall and make bets on Robin's current weight.