what do u say to a qtπ who sits on the bus next to u and is obv into you?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Asking for a friend
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Hey Topo!
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    "you got a car?"
     
  4. Habit Forming

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    I might be getting old because I have no idea what a qtn is.
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Hey. And what if you don't talk to her and she asks you to ring the bell, revealing her English accent which is your kryptonite since u may have a fetish about conquering the British?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    That's not an n.
     
  7. Bye You!

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    Q t pi symbol
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Req: woman's input
     
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    Quaint
    Turd
    Nest
     
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    Oh shit!!!! I see it now.
     
  11. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    klanye would say that person is a Reggie and faggot and has no rep power
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    ask them what they are reading or listening too (since most bitches on a bus have an ipod or kindle) and then the key part...pretend like you actually care.
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Hey baby.

    In a Butt Head voice.

    Like this:

    "Hey baby"
     
  14. JWC

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    nothing.....I'm in my car and she wouldn't hear me.
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I see you have braces...I have braces too..huh huh uh uh huh
     
  16. Habit Forming

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    And I hope we're not talking about a damn school bus either!
     
  17. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No but he was on his way home from school.
     
  18. Gomez

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    First of all, I got a car, no bus rides for The Gomez.
    Secondly, if it's a guy, I tell him to step the fuck off, I aint gay.
    Finally, if it's a hot chick, I ask her why she doesn't have a sugar daddy to buy her a car (?) I mean, WTF??!?
     
  19. BrulesRules

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    in that case you flick their ear or shoot a spit ball at them
     
  20. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Anyone have any ice breaker words for my friend?