What do we Really Know About Garypagetwo?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, Jul 17, 2014.

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How long before @garypagetwo is shot dead?

  1. 1 week or less

    8 vote(s)
    72.7%
  2. 2 weeks or less

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    What do we really know about @garypagetwo? I know his shtick is tired and played out and nobody buys into his "Norwegian twink" persona any more.

    But what do we really know about him? Somebody said he's a creepy fat fuck living in Ohio? Or Iowa? Is he another Sally B mult? I know he's going to be shot dead soon (see poll) , and I know it really doesn't matter, but what do we really know about him?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He's a faggot
    /thread
     
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  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    He's funnier than you'll ever be you wordy faggot
     
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  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Never got him.

    Don't read his threads or threads about him.

    Not funny or fun.
     
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  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Why don't you go to the mean streets of Oslo and ask him to his face?? Oh yeah, better bring a fucking body bag pal!
     
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  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Wait. I read this thread about him. :facepalm:
     
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  7. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Midwesterner
     
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    12:43 PST + 9 hours = time in Norway.
     
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    :facepalm: I thought it was 9 hours behind. Shit. Never mind...

    @garypagetwo is still a lying piece of shit, though!
     
  10. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I thought you were dead?
     
  11. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I like him because he is the victim of online bullying and my honor requires that I stand up for the weak who can't defend themselves.
     
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    His pussy hurts?
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I wish he would take his own advice and not be a pussy, just be himself!
     
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    I appreciate his dedication to his craft
     
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    Self-pwnage.
     
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    he rips off Ill mitch
     
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    Weak = LawyerLarry
    Strong = LawyerLarry's girlfriend
     
  18. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm just a good guy who can't stand to hurt a loved one's feelings.
     
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    How many clients have stiffed you on at least some of your fees?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Well, I'm an employee on salary, so I get paid the same base every week. But I'd estimate that about half of my work ends up being pro-bono for people who don't pay in full.
     
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