WTF what do you and spouse wear to bed at night

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  1. Preston Folded

    Preston Folded Well-Known Member

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    I've gotten my wife trained to only wear panties to bed. Love it. Do most other people wear sweats and NFL jerseys to bed?
     
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    When it's cold she wears a nightie, When it's warm, buck naked. I like to sleep naked. If someone breaks into the house, I'll just turn the light on and stand there. That ought to put the fear of God in them.
     
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    Please don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    Howard probably wears his scarf

    Beth probably wears a fedora
     
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    God that's queer
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I'm naked guy, she practically wears a snowmobile suit.

    :pissed:
     
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    lol
     
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    Preston Folded Well-Known Member

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    That sounds really sexy.
     
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    Is this a Benny muso recruit?
     
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    I wear nothing, but he usually has boxers on.
     
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    wish mine had a zyppah,to help stop the snoring.
     
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    I sleep during the day on a couch in my man cave wearing gym shorts.
    I work at night and have some metal in me that clunks when I move so I wedge one arm between cushions to keep me from moving and it works.
    Haven't slept in a bed in a few years.
    I work at night, wifey works days. She sleeps in a big t- shirt. It's called two teen boys coming home at all hours.
     
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    Panties and a little t ... she usually goes nude :D
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    As they say on the farm- All a steer can do is try.
     
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    on cold nights i'm in sweat pants and a t-shirt & she usually wears the same.
    during the summer I wear just shorts with no shirt, she was wearing just a t-shirt and underwear or topless and underwear.
    I have central AC in my house and in the summer I make it very cold, so she wore the t-shirt a lot lol
     
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    First I put on my footie pajamas.

    Then the missus super glues two caterpillars onto my forehead just above the eyes and off to bed we go.

    It's a whole thing.
     
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    no spouse


    winning
     
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    Shorts and a t-shirt
     
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    I had a feeling that tons of people wear a lot of clothes to bed. Shorts, sweats, big t-shirts... I imagine that could be a catalyst to failed marriages , like weight gain is.
     
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