What Do You Call Someone With No Body And No Nose?

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  1. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nobody Nose!
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Not bad, not bad.
     
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    Call Joke Hunt next week and tell it. Jackie will laugh.
     
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    What did the headlines read the day after the midget clairvoyant escaped from custody?






    Small Medium at Large!
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    You fucked this one up.

    It's "what do you call someone that has a nose, but no body?"

    FFS. :facepalm:
     
  6. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    :dontknow:
     
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    Sorry dude...all edited now.
     
  8. pheelios

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    This Thread Was Just A Red Herring.
     
  9. TripTo My Taint

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    Bob Weir: Phil, my dog has no nose.

    Phil Lesh: No nose? How does he smell?

    Bob Weir: Bloomin' awful!
     
  10. face palm

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    what do you call a deer with no eyes?
    no idea
     
  11. face palm

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    what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
    still no idea
     
  12. face palm

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    what do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or genitals?
    still no fucking idea
     
  13. face palm

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  14. TripTo My Taint

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    Rug.
     
  15. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :jj:
     
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    nitwit humor
     
  17. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    What do u call a guy with no arms , legs lying in a ditch?
     
  18. O Face

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    Q: What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

    A; Make me one with everything.
     
  19. face palm

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    shitty
     
  20. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Phil