Discussion in 'The Bar' started by pheelios, Feb 14, 2013.
Not bad, not bad.
Call Joke Hunt next week and tell it. Jackie will laugh.
What did the headlines read the day after the midget clairvoyant escaped from custody?
Small Medium at Large!
You fucked this one up.
It's "what do you call someone that has a nose, but no body?"
Sorry dude...all edited now.
This Thread Was Just A Red Herring.
Bob Weir: Phil, my dog has no nose.
Phil Lesh: No nose? How does he smell?
Bob Weir: Bloomin' awful!
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
still no idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or genitals?
still no fucking idea
What do u call a guy with no arms , legs lying in a ditch?
Q: What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A; Make me one with everything.