What do you consider cheating? (Poll inside!)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Blazing Buffalo, Aug 20, 2015.

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When in a relationship, what do you consider cheating?

  1. Watching porn

    4 vote(s)
    2.0%
  2. Flirting with a co-worker

    39 vote(s)
    19.4%
  3. Texting/friending/chatting online with people of the opposite sex

    39 vote(s)
    19.4%
  4. kissing someone other than your SO

    150 vote(s)
    74.6%
  5. Taking an ex to dinner without telling your SO

    96 vote(s)
    47.8%
  6. Signing on to a dating website just to browse

    58 vote(s)
    28.9%
  7. Sex with someone else. It ain't cheating otherwise.

    153 vote(s)
    76.1%
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  1. Blazing Buffalo

    Blazing Buffalo Members Only

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    The whole Ashley Madison thing got me thinking, what do people in a relationship consider cheating? There are too many specific variables so I just picked a few common scenarios. I'm sure @SomerSky can do a much better job of this than I can, and for all I know she already has. 3 choices max. Please feel free to add any options I haven't considered. Howard related because howard doesn't consider it cheating unless Ralph forgets the condoms in his trailer.
     
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  2. agnes

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    Once it get physical it obviously is. Anything you wouldn't feel comfortable telling your S.O. would be (date with ex). Flirting with coworker or someone at the bar is kind of a dick move and causing problems for no reason but I wouldnt say its cheating. Signing up for dating website I'm not sure about but I'd be out of that relationship pretty quick
     
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    same
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    The physical stuff for sure. Even before that though, maintaining the trust in the relationship has lost value. That's almost worse.
     
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    Will try to edit. Sorry!!!!
     
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    Unlimited choices now allowed!!!!
     
  7. Blazing Buffalo

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    Watching porn getting ZERO votes. I actually know women who think that's cheating. They are clearly insane.
     
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    Physical.

    Of course flirting can steer you in the wrong direction.

    I see my friends' wives/girlfriends as sisters. Nonsexual beings. Coworkers might as well be robots.

    And it's perfectly fine if you want to stick your dick in whoever will have you, just don't be in a monogamous relationship.
     
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    Pregnancy only. All else is fair game
     
  10. MilkyDischarge

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    It's not cheating if it doesn't result in pregnancy.
     
  11. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I think the guy should be allowed to do all of those things and the girl can't do any.
     
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    I refuse to flirt, text or even shoot a look at another woman.

    I will perform cunnilingus, though.
     
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    An associate I knew got a happy ending massage all the time for awhile and never for a second thought it was cheating
     
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    If you're doing any of the choices above...aside from porn watching...perhaps you should consider whether you really want to be in a relationship at all.
     
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    When you get caught.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    What about buying a married female friend lingerie, which is mutually agreed-upon gift ?
     
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  20. wigtropolis

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    as long as your not looking in the face.

    so fucking doggy style is not cheating on spouse

    dare to prove me wrong